Thursday, January 31, 2008

A cute joke from Scrapjazz

Rick forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.

She told him, 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds ...


The next morning, Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her dressing gown, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

His funeral is Friday.

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